Or an artificial reef?

 

No, the oil would leak out and kill all the pretty colored fish. And then all the hairy arm pitted lesbian whale savers would come after you.

Death by corduroy trousers - shudder .

A fate to horrible to even imagine.

Play it safe, landfill it, then use asbestos sidewall to hide it under.

 

Maybe they would just stomp you with their comfortable shoes!!

 

Nope, no stiletto's round here.

We only wear comfortable flat sole shoes.

The soles are made from recycled mung bean husks, because that's a very environmentally responsible choice.

Double shudder.

 

Do they trade their corduroy's for flannel shirts and summer in Olympia? Seems to be recent influx up here.

 

Being as I haven't dropped into the forum for what seems like a whole life time, have man-flu (should that be hyphenated?) and have imposed an all day activity kerfew on myself, could someone tell me WTF is going on here. A short précis will suffice. Any volunteers?
Don't tell me you can't remember!

 

It's easy to see, Henry.
Any post that covers any subject other than how to keep your Hurricane running usually gets distorted and then perverted by the time it travels around the world once. The more times it travels around the world, the more distorted and perverted it gets

 

Yeah I agree.
Mines been round four times and I'm just passing the Sahara for the fifth time. At least there's some water in the oasis this year.
Don't get me started on perverted for Gods sake. I'm in the dessert man!

 

Perverted in the desert.

Is that when the goats start looking attractive?

 

It's the scorpions mainly...