I would be worried about what kind of fish(Trout) he would catch! Sorry I crack myself up!

 

 

I seem to have forgotten. What's it good for again?

 

They say it's goodd for keeping your nuts loose, Joe.
I think I have better ways to do that....................
Remember the old story about the guy who called his girlfriend "spanner features"
And when she asked him why, he said
"Because you tighten my nuts"

 

HA!

 

You guys reminded me of story a buddy once told me about stinky fish.

Years ago a buddy was on a date. Later that evening after the date was going so well she told him to kiss her where it stinks... Being the smart a$$ he was, he drove her to Gary, Indiana. That was the last time he ever heard from her.

 

That reminds me of "Pimpbot" from Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Remember that guy? He was a 70's pimp robot. I think the character offended so many people that they took it off the air, but it was funny as hell.

One of his famous lines was: "I gets regular tune ups from all my *****, they polish my bolts and tighten my nuts."



Then there was: "I got a brand new high-speed modem and a silver plated *******."...LOL..

 

http://latenightwithcob.tripod.com/v...mpbot5000.mpeg

 

Got a big load of white dickems out of that link.