Today's giggle
#1741
Personally i give my staff all the time they need, but if they show up late, they better be wearing an "I voted" sticker. :-)
#1743
#1744
Hm. A new thing learnt today and it's not even 8am.
Bovine scatology: a science that studies cattle excrement
Bovine scatologist: an urban term for a person that constantly brags about achievements one has yet to complete. A professional bullsh*tter.
My choice of profession henceforth wherever asked.
When in doubt, add Braap.
Bovine scatology: a science that studies cattle excrement
Bovine scatologist: an urban term for a person that constantly brags about achievements one has yet to complete. A professional bullsh*tter.
My choice of profession henceforth wherever asked.
Sh*t! Let's ride!
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#1746
#1747
#1750
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Jervey.
"Mr. Jervey, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Jervey, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Jervey, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The old man tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned to face the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them a$$holes.”
Then he calmly returned to his seat.
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Jervey.
"Mr. Jervey, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Jervey, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Jervey, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The old man tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned to face the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them a$$holes.”
Then he calmly returned to his seat.