Good one Woof, a classic joke with a modern twist (excellent typing skills too (or excellent cut and paste skills)).

 

C&P

 

More cut and paste

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced many foot calluses. He didn't eat very much which made him frail. Due to his strange diet, he also had awful breath. So he was, ultimately, a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

 

You too can learn a second (or third) language

Cakehole Chunder?

 

So I'm Bushwhacker Oz ?
druther be a Larrikin

 

Consider youself lucky Shadow,

I'm Dinkum Freckle

Cheers, SB

 

I'm Knockoff Schooner.

 

Bushwacker Kelpie - thanks Woof woof woof woof


Alert, Loyal, Energetic, Friendly, Eager & Intelligent

Makes sense


okay on that note .............

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a sh!tzu.''

I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.

RIP Tommy Cooper he was class Les Dawson too, just one last one

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

 

"When I was little my father had a conjoined twin. We called him the uncle from my fathers side." "After they had an operation and were apart, we called him our uncle once removed."