No one could ever accuse Woof of taking posts off topic. That is his default position, to create posts that are Off Topic.

Random Thoughts run through his mind, that must be expressed in the Saloon, I accept that, sometimes I have random thoughts run through my mind.

(They usually involve a strange combination of Claudia Schieffer and the very beautiful Amanda Holden)

 

I should add, NEVER argue with a moderator. Its a sure fire way to go out the door. Solution, simply log off and beat the dog.

 

Beat the Dog ! ........... seriously

 

Or Spank the Monkey if you don't own a dog.

 

Not to mention the chicken

 

You are walking on thin ice my friends......

 

To be honest, I was just looking for a ballpark figure not any particulars. In the time I've been here I have only witnessed one banishment, I was just curious about how many have run afoul of the mods.

As afar as my default position goes. Teeks is right

Conversation seemed a little slow in the Saloon lately. Thought I'd liven it up a bit

 

This makes a delightful change; someone else in trouble at the same time as me.

Your point is well taken though TBT. There will be no more talk of monkey spanking, chicken choking or indeed weasel teasing from this part of the world.

 

Or my favorite....

....roughing up the suspect

 

Good luck with that Woof - watch for the Dog with two heads