The Hurricane Saloon Off Topic

Never let the wife go in your Mancave

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
  #11  
Old 05-22-2012, 03:40 AM
kiwi JK's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wellington N.Z.
Posts: 224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I would suggest that you get hold of a can of the old chain wax,coil up your chain in it and then put it the oven to heat it up and melt the wax so it can penetrate into the pins n bushes .

Just dont expect a roast dinner any time soon.
 
  #12  
Old 05-22-2012, 07:11 AM
Missynet's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Finland
Posts: 306
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

haha i would be in a shock as well.. am i wierd? I would not even think of doin something like that LOL...

U got a feminen woman! Be proud at least she got worthy attention she was probably aiming, no?
 
  #13  
Old 05-22-2012, 07:12 AM
Missynet's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Finland
Posts: 306
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Ps may I share that pic?
 
  #14  
Old 05-22-2012, 04:06 PM
wooferdog's Avatar
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 1,948
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Missynet
Ps may I share that pic?
you can share the pic
 
  #15  
Old 05-22-2012, 04:23 PM
74demon's Avatar
Administrator and MVN, March 2012/Oct 2013 ROTM
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: socal 949/951
Posts: 12,193
Received 117 Likes on 107 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by wooferdog
with motorcycle exhaust

Edit: Actually make that cigs, farts and motorcycle exhaust
try spraying Wife Displacement 40 around the perimeter. it will set up a barrier that some wives wont cross.
 
  #16  
Old 05-22-2012, 04:26 PM
wooferdog's Avatar
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 1,948
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by 74demon
try spraying Wife Displacement 40 around the perimeter. it will set up a barrier that some wives wont cross.

Well smack me with a big effin' hammer! That's what the "WD" stands for.
 
  #17  
Old 05-22-2012, 05:18 PM
hawkwind's Avatar
September 2009 ROTM Winner - Faster than a Speeding ..........
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 3,808
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

You made the mistake of keeping it tidy mate, if you got tools and parts all over the floor, it acts like a minefield and should keep them out.

My wife normally stands at the threshold and yells
 
  #18  
Old 05-22-2012, 05:35 PM
MadHattr059's Avatar
Retired Super Moderator - At large E=MC2
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Tulsa,OK
Posts: 2,299
Likes: 0
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

When I saw the title, I was worried she put lace doilies out, or re-arranged your tools.
I think it's kind of sweet, in an amused sort of way.

I worry when my wife get's out in my garage...she uses my stuff and doesn't put it
back where it belongs. Or that she gets in over her head and bleeds on my stuff.

So a few flowers is cool, in my world. lol

Ern
 
  #19  
Old 05-23-2012, 04:28 PM
wooferdog's Avatar
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 1,948
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by kiwi JK
I would suggest that you get hold of a can of the old chain wax,coil up your chain in it and then put it the oven to heat it up and melt the wax so it can penetrate into the pins n bushes .

Just dont expect a roast dinner any time soon.

That's what I used my mother's chafing dish for when I used to race bicycles
 
  #20  
Old 05-24-2012, 04:20 AM
kiwi TK's Avatar
Crazy CBR Salvage Guy. RIP
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Central Otago, NZ
Posts: 2,446
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by wooferdog
That's what I used my mother's chafing dish for when I used to race bicycles
OK; new rule for the Saloon, no-one is ever allowed to say chafing. It just makes me think of fat women's thighs.

Especially when you mention it in the same post of race bicycles.

Actually now I come to think about it, it's probably not a new rule, it's probably the only rule.
 

Last edited by kiwi TK; 05-24-2012 at 05:16 AM.


Quick Reply: Never let the wife go in your Mancave



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:06 AM.