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Old May 22, 2012 | 03:40 AM
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I would suggest that you get hold of a can of the old chain wax,coil up your chain in it and then put it the oven to heat it up and melt the wax so it can penetrate into the pins n bushes .

Just dont expect a roast dinner any time soon.
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 07:11 AM
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haha i would be in a shock as well.. am i wierd? I would not even think of doin something like that LOL...

U got a feminen woman! Be proud at least she got worthy attention she was probably aiming, no?
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 07:12 AM
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Ps may I share that pic?
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Missynet
Ps may I share that pic?
you can share the pic
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by wooferdog
with motorcycle exhaust

Edit: Actually make that cigs, farts and motorcycle exhaust
try spraying Wife Displacement 40 around the perimeter. it will set up a barrier that some wives wont cross.
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 74demon
try spraying Wife Displacement 40 around the perimeter. it will set up a barrier that some wives wont cross.

Well smack me with a big effin' hammer! That's what the "WD" stands for.
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 05:18 PM
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You made the mistake of keeping it tidy mate, if you got tools and parts all over the floor, it acts like a minefield and should keep them out.

My wife normally stands at the threshold and yells
 
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Old May 22, 2012 | 05:35 PM
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When I saw the title, I was worried she put lace doilies out, or re-arranged your tools.
I think it's kind of sweet, in an amused sort of way.

I worry when my wife get's out in my garage...she uses my stuff and doesn't put it
back where it belongs. Or that she gets in over her head and bleeds on my stuff.

So a few flowers is cool, in my world. lol

Ern
 
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Old May 23, 2012 | 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by kiwi JK
I would suggest that you get hold of a can of the old chain wax,coil up your chain in it and then put it the oven to heat it up and melt the wax so it can penetrate into the pins n bushes .

Just dont expect a roast dinner any time soon.

That's what I used my mother's chafing dish for when I used to race bicycles
 
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Old May 24, 2012 | 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by wooferdog
That's what I used my mother's chafing dish for when I used to race bicycles
OK; new rule for the Saloon, no-one is ever allowed to say chafing. It just makes me think of fat women's thighs.

Especially when you mention it in the same post of race bicycles.

Actually now I come to think about it, it's probably not a new rule, it's probably the only rule.
 

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