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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by kiwi TK
In the spirit of international co-operation and the rule that says we're not allowed to take the p1ss out of people because of where they come from, can I just say?:



Well done Shadow; work with us and we'll turn you into a funny guy. I think you'll find that Seb runs an excellent course in "P1sstaking 101".

Next student intake occurring now

Cheers, SB
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 08:04 AM
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- lol are we talking green or orange rice paddys ?
In any event during heavy drinking campaigns
both versions take on further asian facial expressions
at times (trying to be PC here) lol

Seb : I think we're going to have to limit it to 1 pun per Administrator per day
Awe **** Pete you used up the Admin Pun O' the Day allowance

"The secret to humor is surprise." - Aristotle
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 01:23 PM
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A woman once accused me of being superficial.

I said it was merely a facade

Hides the fact that I'm just a shell of the man I used to be

...and baby, that's just scratching the surface
 

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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 03:31 PM
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paddy,, oops, sprock, !!

lets kick his **** in!!

cheeky bartender.

anyone trying to get ian and gerry here to fight, would need to get us honked up to fat-fighters referee or it will look more slant-i eyed on sumo

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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 04:33 PM
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Yer right Ken a swift kick in the blurt is all that's needed
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 05:37 PM
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So what is this new so called record with minute rice. I think i may have just spanked your record. With a record of fixing it in 5 seconds. The total time it took me to take it out of the box, open package and dump into a bowl. Then boom it is done. Because cooked or not it still tastes like **** plus real men eat it raw!!!!
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 06:29 PM
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oh oh JC is also a trash talking rice expert on a rice burner
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Josh Carter
So what is this new so called record with minute rice. I think i may have just spanked your record. With a record of fixing it in 5 seconds. The total time it took me to take it out of the box, open package and dump into a bowl. Then boom it is done. Because cooked or not it still tastes like **** plus real men eat it raw!!!!
If you were a real man, you'd eat it straight out of the box, not a bowl
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 07:43 PM
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fried rice apparently can heat things up a bit lol
 
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by montana.matt
If you were a real man, you'd eat it straight out of the box, not a bowl
No i am a man not an animal.
 
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