LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU ALL!!!!

I CURRENTLY HOLD THE THE RECORD WITH MINUTE RICE.

 

Can you still eat it after that?

 

He can but he just has to wait 2 secs

 

don't like rice.#
did i mention anything, saying i bloody liked the stuff ?

well ! did i ?

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phew!

 

59.3 seconds Ken?

What the heck is minute rice?

Cheers, SB

 

^ Minute rice is like any other rice. It turns sideways in your gut like other rice but plugs you up within minutes.

 

Almost as bad as two minute noodles......

58 seconds - mmmmmmm - have to see about that

So we can assume you have your own rice paddy

Oops ! OMG I made a funny....

 

I think we're going to have to limit it to 1 pun per Administrator per day

Cheers, SB

 

In the spirit of international co-operation and the rule that says we're not allowed to take the p1ss out of people because of where they come from, can I just say?:



Well done Shadow; work with us and we'll turn you into a funny guy. I think you'll find that Seb runs an excellent course in "P1sstaking 101".

 

"Revenge is a porridge best eaten cold" comes to mind..............



The PUNisher is further up the page..............
This is where Maxwell lives.