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Old 08-18-2009 | 07:07 PM
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I bet amoeba have lots of fun. They'd only have one joke though...sorry man, I've got to split ....sorry about that..couldn't help myself.
 
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Old 08-18-2009 | 07:14 PM
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Why don't amoebas make good mathematicians?

Because they have to divide to multiply! He he....
 
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Old 08-18-2009 | 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kilgoretrout
Why don't amoebas make good mathematicians?

Because they have to divide to multiply! He he....

JJeeeezus from Killer Whales to Amoebas in a few posts...well okay so

What do you call an amoeba that crosses the road, jumps in a mud puddle and crosses the road again?





A dirty double-crosser.
 
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Old 08-19-2009 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Shadow
Thanks Steve-o
I keep seeing him lying next to my bike, even though I know he's gone.............
A loyal and true friend, and better than a lot of the humans I meet..............


there is no lie i nthe expression (Dog is mans best friend) If u put the time in, the bond u have with a dog is second to none, a good dog is nothin but loyal, loving and protective... i love my dog

so my best wishes bud
 
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Old 08-20-2009 | 01:17 AM
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AJ ya beat me to it.

Tonight I was cooking a roast in the oven. Stitch kept His distance till I pulled it out of the oven and began to cut it up. Right at my feet. Of course I scolded Him for being in the kitchen, so he sat right at the end of the tile and sat like a perfect little boy. The look in His eye about brought me to tears. I just loved on Him and gave Him a slab.

That's the life for me. I can't wait to be Him...

And ya ya I got a JD or 5 in me now, but I hope I have it as good as He does when I get back.
 
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Old 08-24-2009 | 01:10 AM
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Its bed time for me and by default if he wants or not Him. Why am I so screwed up over a dog? I don't get it.
 
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Old 08-28-2009 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadow

But I'd settle for having my old Shadow dog back - he died last Friday, aged 13 years.
I wonder what he'll come back as.................?
Somewhat late but I'm sorry to hear of your loss. The pain eases over time and eventually will be replaced by warm memories of the times you had with your friend.

My rottie died in my arms Christmas and I still miss him. He was 10 y/o and the sweetest, big goofy-assed dog you could imagine. Even though we have 2 kids, 6 cats, and another rottie, the house feels empty without his huge aura. There will be other dogs but there will never be another Rocco, The Captain of the Couch.

(The box was his own doing- no one placed it there, though I had to get it off once he was finished playing )

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Old 08-29-2009 | 05:05 PM
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Nice rottie, Dao! Funny stuff...
 
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Old 08-29-2009 | 06:38 PM
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Nice Rottie alright Dao..........sorry to hear he's gone......planning on or have you
replaced him with another
 


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