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Old 08-13-2009 | 07:50 PM
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I told the Mrs. that if I died tonight I'd like to come back as her bra. She gave me smile on that...then I said ,that way I wouldn't be doin any heavy lifting! She said I might just get my wish tonight...
 
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Old 08-13-2009 | 08:04 PM
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That's a good question.
Maybe a sea turtle?
They live forever, and they don't really have many enemies. You could just cruise around in the ocean.... eat some fish... lay on the beach..etc. Everybody thinks turtles are pretty cool, too..

However, if I could just come back as a little known multi-billionaire..... that would be cool, too...
 
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Old 08-13-2009 | 08:46 PM
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Tiger sharks crunch up sea turtles big time. I'd come back as a dog in a good home, as long as I could keep my nuts! Well, not the ones I've got now but you know what I mean.. Those pr!cks of mine play, eat or sleep. Sometimes I leave for work and they're crashed out in the morning sun, and when I come home they're playing or crashed out tired from playing all day. It really is a dog's life .
 
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Old 08-13-2009 | 09:31 PM
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Well way to ruin my reincarnation, dave... (stupid sharks)
I hope you get worms..... LOL...
I thought about being a dog, too, but like you said... it would have to be in a good home like mine or yours. Right now, my one dog is napping and the other is chewing on a nice big hambone my wife gave him. Tough life, so it is...
 
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Old 08-13-2009 | 10:47 PM
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Sorry to burst your bubble Dylan...how about an "ill tempered, mutated sea bass" from Austin Powers? Even a tiger shark wouldn't go one of those..unless it had the laser beam on it's head (my kids watch those movies all the time).
 
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Old 08-13-2009 | 11:40 PM
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I'd rather be the shark with the laser beam!!
I'd swim around shooting and gobbling up sea turtles..
I'd be shooting seagulls, too... I hate those things.
 
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Old 08-14-2009 | 12:51 AM
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I'd like to have the following attributes
Howard Hughes's billions
Errol Flynn's bedroom ability
Perfect health
The wisdom to know how to use the first three most wisely...........

But I'd settle for having my old Shadow dog back - he died last Friday, aged 13 years.
I wonder what he'll come back as.................?
 
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Old 08-14-2009 | 01:57 AM
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Thanks Steve-o
I keep seeing him lying next to my bike, even though I know he's gone.............
A loyal and true friend, and better than a lot of the humans I meet..............
 


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