when I get a million miles out of it ..........we'll see about that !
and I'z gets to stay alive too

Now get back in yo Hill Billy Moto caaaaah jk

Look forward to seeing her done in black

 

VOLVO =

Boring
Slow
Built for women and geriatrics
No style
A bit like a pit pony - work all day but don't expect any fireworks.......
and it'll bite you if you get too close.
Perfect if you live in Maine, though. Life's slow up there I hear......... and they play a mean banjo..................

 

You call my wheels a Hardly Ableson...........?

What would you know you've only ever been on two wheels !

That rogaine gag musta made some music ..........I 'll give
ya a banjo ............one of Trouts family heirlooms

 

I always thought maine was upscale till I actually went there.
Talk about banjos... (and I thought PA was bad. )

Don't you think a Volvo is a little "uppity", sprock? The locals may kick you out of the "redneck yacht club"....LOL..

 

Redneck? Isn't that those guys you see on Jerry Springer with the mullet hair cut and checked shirt? lol. I'm English, can i even be a redneck? I'm not sure it's possible

With regards to Volvos, they always used to be to blame but nowadays the tossers in the uk seem to have bought Audi's instead, although it was a young girl in a Ford KA today that tried to kill me, lol. There was 6 inches between me being upright and me being on the floor in a heap

Gaz

 

Yep, that's sprock! LOL...
But sure, you can be anything you wanna be if you put your mind to it!

That was me on Sunday. Guy in a Ford Explorer was trying to squeeze through traffic and didn't see me. I saw him and just nailed the throttle. He missed my rear wheel by a few inches. The dumbest part is that when I turned around to give him the finger he was just then slamming the brakes! Little late, a-hole.

 

Well Gaz over here atm the redneck brethren are into high milage Jeeps right .....
Trout lad ???? or tricked out civic's ....

Anyway the old Volvo is a bit passe at this point never quite made it to yuppiedom
more like guppydom

Hey Trout , for real stay safe, keep those asses of you rear tire. Had a near miss
the week-end too......women came up an off ramp and did not see me in her rear
1/4 blind spot of the minivan.......pulled my classic inverted C and appeared in front
of her ......then she hit the brakes .......hard screeching .......I'd swear she ch!t herself
not from my move but from the eventual realization she never even knew I was there.

Funny and not so much at the same time

Boy good thing this is the saloon , cuz this ended up in one major jackin' .....so
good thing I had my KY and a rivet master link

 

The dumbest part is that when I turned around to give him the finger he was just then slamming the brakes! Little late, a-hole. You'd think a 1000F would be big enough for people to see you, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maine's the place for WOOPIES ...................................
What's that, you ask
WELL OFF OLDER PEOPLE IN EXPENSIVE SCANDINAVIAN saloons.............

 

LOL ..............that's a good one .....hee hee...... you can actually be
funny sometimes too

BUT

news to me .............LOL .............haven't a pot to **** in.
So who's the auld feller that's pointing the finger ?
Talk about the kettle calling the pot black !

 

I'd put my $500 125k mile XJ against your Ford Exploder on the strip, track, or trail any day of the week....LOL...
And don't get me started on my civic.... That old POS Si would remind you and your "modded" yuppie Volvo that you're still driving a grocery getter....

But yeah, about the crazy idiots trying to run over us on our bikes.... all true..