Cold Weather Gear
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So Trout I ws just about to ask you if it had a ***** pocket warmer but you
answered my question ...........seems the peter heater jacket fits like a glove ....
Recommendation to anyone on this thread .....take two valium before you view this
This is the YouTube of 2009 .....Hey Dylan it's all about the shaft .......
& yer BAG hmmff hmmff.........*****
be a nice Gift for Hawkwind to crochet for your Birthday tomorrow............ ahh hah hah hah hah hah
Awe chit this one has me in tears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQNm...layer_embedded
answered my question ...........seems the peter heater jacket fits like a glove ....
Recommendation to anyone on this thread .....take two valium before you view this
This is the YouTube of 2009 .....Hey Dylan it's all about the shaft .......
& yer BAG hmmff hmmff.........*****be a nice Gift for Hawkwind to crochet for your Birthday tomorrow............ ahh hah hah hah hah hah
Awe chit this one has me in tears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQNm...layer_embedded
Last edited by Sprock; Oct 26, 2009 at 06:01 PM.
The English version comes complete with separately temperature controlled cod piece. Surely a must for every biker who loves a thong. I've also been doing some research onto winter bikinis. There's some interesting developments..... I regularly see bikers in London wearing all kinds of beachwear even at this time of year.
Why don't we just go the whole hog and have a heated bike? Or better still, heated weather! How about fixing a microwave on the dash, full power with the door wedged open. It's a bit loose as blue sky thinking goes but hey, people are thinking of putting sound systems in their bikes....(HA HA HA HA HA HA) so a small kitchen appliance may be quite complimentary.
Why don't we just go the whole hog and have a heated bike? Or better still, heated weather! How about fixing a microwave on the dash, full power with the door wedged open. It's a bit loose as blue sky thinking goes but hey, people are thinking of putting sound systems in their bikes....(HA HA HA HA HA HA) so a small kitchen appliance may be quite complimentary.
Simple. You're an hour ahead and more knackered than I am. Working tomorrow..... te he...I'm getting greasy. Oh.... plenty of se...... shoot........ there goes my battery agai
Certainly not! Humph!
Is he a sissy?
Anyway... back to cold weather gear. I've just been drawing a body hugging collostomy bag allowing you maintain external body temperature by means of your own effluant. Sketched in a small outboard impeller pump to keep things moving but this can obviously be slimmed down before going into full scale manufacture. It may prove more economic to put additives into the rider than the bike in cold weather. Should also preserve the alternator output allowing for more important accessories to have some capacity off the battery. A George Foreman grille on the back seat for example. By the time you've made it into work you have a really nice toasted sandwich teasing your back cleavage. Or there's the top box tumble dryer.......
Is he a sissy?
Anyway... back to cold weather gear. I've just been drawing a body hugging collostomy bag allowing you maintain external body temperature by means of your own effluant. Sketched in a small outboard impeller pump to keep things moving but this can obviously be slimmed down before going into full scale manufacture. It may prove more economic to put additives into the rider than the bike in cold weather. Should also preserve the alternator output allowing for more important accessories to have some capacity off the battery. A George Foreman grille on the back seat for example. By the time you've made it into work you have a really nice toasted sandwich teasing your back cleavage. Or there's the top box tumble dryer.......
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From: Republic of Boon Island
.........Dooooh an hour ahead eh ?No need for a Forman Grill........wrap some chow in foil
tuck it in near the header ........30 mins later.........done
As for the lemonade bag to keep you warm well..........
a methane air bag might be better.........eat beans
Last edited by Sprock; Oct 26, 2009 at 07:24 PM.
Like I said..... additives! It's just about deciding which hole to put them in. Methane in my case is not really an issue. I have to go the free air route. Containment would be very costly and probably cause untimely detonation.
Lemonade bag... he he he
Ok so if the foreman grill is now redundant what else can you plug in to keep your battery from boiling over?
Perhaps a pillion jacket? Bloody hell... that's it! A baked potato oven.
Lemonade bag... he he he
Ok so if the foreman grill is now redundant what else can you plug in to keep your battery from boiling over?
Perhaps a pillion jacket? Bloody hell... that's it! A baked potato oven.
Administrator, MVN / ROTM NOV 2012
Joined: Aug 2008
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From: Republic of Boon Island
Like I said..... additives! It's just about deciding which hole to put them in. Methane in my case is not really an issue. I have to go the free air route. Containment would be very costly and probably cause untimely detonation.
Lemonade bag... he he he
Ok so if the foreman grill is now redundant what else can you plug in to keep your battery from boiling over?
Perhaps a pillion jacket? Bloody hell... that's it! A baked potato oven.
Lemonade bag... he he he
Ok so if the foreman grill is now redundant what else can you plug in to keep your battery from boiling over?
Perhaps a pillion jacket? Bloody hell... that's it! A baked potato oven.