Riding past "Riders" Harley dealer, bro said something along the lines of "******* on choppers" but the radio cut out, all I got was "***...chop..." after dropping a kidney it became the new name for Harleys.

 

Donny, thanks mate. Your explanation is almost as likely as the outcome. You only dropped one kidney? Lucky. I'm surprised it didn't lead to a complete entrail prolapse.
Buy your mate a beer from me too.

I was out riding yesterday and passed a few fagchops. I suddenly found myself laughing uncontrollably. It's contagious.

This is going in the Urban dictionary. 'kin Brilliant.