You're sooo full of it. I know a buddy's buddy who hit warp 3 and was well on his way to warp 4, but when he untucked for just a second, the velocity of the wind was so strong it ripped his head clear off! The bike was so well balanced that it didn't stop rolling until it crossed the state border where it fell over on it's side after hitting a small rabbit. So, there's no way you hit warp 5 and lived to tell.....unless, of course, you didn't untuck.

By the way, the conversion from warp to mph is as follows:
warp 1 = poop your pants
warp 2 = poopy pants get ripped off your body from herrendous windforce
warp 3 = 367 mph
warp 4 = mosquitos feel like a Roger Clemens fastball toraw skin
warp 5 = *decapitation* (if untucked) / 697 mph (if tucked)

 

Don't you just love people???

 

I did 120 on route 315 at 6:30,
or was that 315 on route 630 at 1:20,
oh yea, it was actually 630 on route 120 at 3:15.

Seriously....

 

149 mph.... i wanted to hit 150 so bad..... no road left. [&o]

 

1+3-40+100-23+87-4+4-110+130-38=my top speed. I hit a darn bee and it slowed me down. (On my exposed, flip-flop wearing, toe)










































Please dont add them up, its really not true. The answer is 110 if you must know....

 

I've seen 162 on my bike and i couldnt really get it to go much faster, but now i've got a few new parts and i dont know what the top speed is?

 

Since I have been a member I have always stayed in the f4i section because…..well….I have an f4i. I’ve been looking at the RR’s (I won’t get one any time soon but just want to do a little dreaming) and all I can say is WTF.

I always thought that the RR was a little better than the f4i but I guess I didn’t know they were that much better. Flux capacitors, reverse, **** movie’s on the back and mach 5 speed. I really feel like I got ripped off.

So my question is this, can I get all this cool stuff with upgrades or do I have to buy a RR?

Please help me!!

 

Hah how entertaining.

 

amateurs....all of you, everytime i turn the key on my bike i do 999. im still working on getting to 1000mph but its a difficult dream to get to.

 

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