True but I'll wait until I get the new bars on first

 

C'mon man,
do you think any of these chicken ***** would have had the ***** to say anything? You're far too scary. I, on the other hand have the luxury of a lead lined cell to see my days out. I can say anything without fear of retribution, unless you are my chef! In which case, please add turmeric when administering strychnine. It's my last wish. I do prefer you right side though, if it helps! (Buggered if I'm going to call you handsome though)
Chef? Nothing but bread and cheese this month! Chef?.....Chef?........

 

My goodness! They need to let you out of solitary long enough for your one hour
to walk the yard. Check the bread, we stashed cigarettes and a cell-phone.....

Ern

 

I'm having the cell phone analysed as I write. Suspect smell from mouthpiece. Thanks for the hope of freedom though, dead or alive!