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Apologies if it is the wrong forum. I came across this on ebay (370105461499), I thought it was funny, perhaps because it is meant to be serious, or perhaps I have an 'individual' sense of humour!

[align=center]HONDA [/align] [align=center]HONDA CBR1000F[/align] [align=center]RACE MOTOR BIKE[/align] [align=center]1993 L-REG[/align] [align=center]29,000 MILES FROM NEW[/align] [align=center]SOME OLD M-O-T"S[/align] [align=center]AND OTHER BILLS ETC[/align] [align=center]METALIC BLUE OVER RED [/align] [align=center]VERY CLEAN TIDY BIKE[/align] [align=center]WORKS EXHAUST[/align] [align=center]GRIP HEATERS[/align] [align=center]NEEDS M-O-T[/align] [align=center] CANT SEE IT FAILING ON MUCH[/align] [align=center]FELOVER IN VAN[/align] [align=center]NEEDS MIRROR GLASS[/align] [align=center]AND NEW SCREEN[/align] [align=center]LAST OWNER 5 YEARS[/align] [align=center]APPLIED FOR NEW V5 [/align] [align=center]SHOULD BE HERE SOON[/align] [align=center]GIVE-AWAY @ £1250[/align]

 

There's a nice looking Benetton model on e-Bay UK too. 850 pounds - seemed like a good deal ......

 

I think I need an interpreter.

What Ican understand doesn't sound promising though.