After a crash the first thing you ask is" did someone get that on tape".

Your living room dubs as winter storage and a repair facility.

You have a weekly budget for cycle repairs.

Your idea of perfect plastics means that some of the tabs are still there.

You have codenames for your spots.

You would rather ride then get laid

You have a million parts bikes but only one bike that barley runs

You live by 3 letters, F.T.P.

Your idea of a perfect bike is one that has already been wrecked

A truck has to follow you "just in case"

You have a ticket collection you are proud to display

Your idea of a new tire is one that dosent have cords showing

people always love to check out the "drag bike" you have in your truck

all there is too eat is raman noddles but with ur last 20 bucks u buy a motorcycle part/gas instead of food

you might be a stunter when you have a 5 gallon tank that only holds 2..

every time you see a minty stock bike you think ''what a waste''..lol

u hit up your local dealership looking for used tires 4 ur bike in the back pile

you have a disappearing license plate

Every time you let go of something your left hand instinctively does a champion

people always ask how you wrecked to put a dent like that in the top of the tank

people ask why you have two clutches

if you lose your license every year

your way of changing your back tire is by blowing it up

you ride to the spot telling yourself not to wheelie, then you come up beside a car load of hotties and the inner stunter just cant stop the urge

you know the traffic laws better than most cops in ur area.

you're on a first name basis with local law enforcement

you have a police scanner mounted where gauges should go

your the only person on ebay buying stock parts instead of performance parts. Especially damaged parts.

when you wreck you lay there thinking what did i do wrong then try it again

you visualize youself doing stunts in every parking lot u pass by

you say to the wife that i am going for a quick ride and end up in jail for 24 hours

When your wife tells you that you treat the bike better than you treat her....and you can't disagree

you have more zipties than bolts

An article of your clothing is held together by zip-ties.

 

You can accurately diagnose an injury before you stop tumbling...

When you get pulled over (and actually stop) you instinctively "assume the possition"...

Speed limits are a rough guideline...

You wear out helmets as fast as shoes...

Your bike gets painted weekly so not to be recognized...

Instead of family portrats you have framed X-Rays on your walls...

Your doctor thanks you for the new condo in Hawaii and offers to let you use it for a week...

 

does FTP mean F**k the pavement? or the police? jhahahhahaha

 

lol @ "you say to the wife that i am going for a quick ride and end up in jail for 24 hours"

and

"if you lose your license every year"

 

haha I love this

 

This are thing that you have to live them to understand. Funny but true. Johnny

 

if the speedo is off by more than 20 mph and the only reason it's still on the bike is for the low fuel light.

 

fixed!!

 

Oh yea, thanks

 

if you break your kneecap and keep doing wheelies on a way back home.....