A young man marries the next day, nervous about his new marriage he askes
his dad what should be the first things said to his new bride.

His dad says well you tell her, like I told your mother. The young man
asks, "Hows that dad?" Well I told her to try my pants on, and when she
stated they were too big for her I said, "That's right, and don't you ever
forget it. I wear the pants in this family!"

So the young man said he would try that approach on his wedding night as well.
So the next night his young bride came our wearing her little outfit looking very sexy and the
young man came out with his pants in his hand and said to his new bride,
"Put them on." She reluctantly tried the pants on and stated, "But dear,
they are too big for me." The young groom responded, "That's right they are,
so don't ever forget this, I wear the pants in this family!"

So the young bride said, "Oh I understand, but now I have something for you
to try on as well." So she slipped out of her panties and handed them to
him, and said, "Now, try these on" But the young groom respsonded,"I can't
get in your panties" and the young Bride said, "Yeah, thats right! And
that's the way it's going stay untill your attitude changes!"

 

LOL...I told you this was funny!!!

 

nice...

 

Cool, hahaha

 

funny stuff. thanks

 

Good stuff

 

that's good

I was waiting for the "I wear the pants in the family............but my wife picks out which pair"

joke....nice

 

That was good...didn't see that one coming.