with many generations of evolution and technological leaps in advanced building techniques, you end up with the pinnacle of their design.........

The Alabama Wood-cruiser:

 

wherever you may me,
let your ***** swing free.

 

In an attempt to quell excessive vibration complaints, engineer Bubba Mudshack has applied a new cellular fibre approach. The new model nicknamed the Woody, boasts a boxed section frame and tuned flex fork. The new tool kit also includes an HD branded tweezer.

 

in an effort to cut production costs, manufacturers have removed the welding process of motorcycle assembly... which has subsequently removed the metal they were formally made with.