Sign language takes care of the helmet problem Jules , one digit over here and two over there ............. then there's the whole bike sign language thing and the Harley Guys
seem to be better at it than sportbike riders

 

hahaha thats f'n great. ims start sayin bollocks and see how ppl react.

 

OMFG hahahhahahahahahah


British people...

 

Please translate the following:

I told the swamp donkey to can it or I will give her a kick in the tradesman entrance and have lick my yarbles.

 

Ha! Ahahaha! That was proper entertainment. How are you JJ... : )

 

Euro trip.. quite possibly the best movie ever made that most people have never heard of :P

 

Love you long time Jules but what part of "Sights and Sounds" does not mean videos to you? I move more of your bollocks than anyone elses (Hope I used bollocks correctly )

 

Oh meh, I like to give my employees a work out and check they're doing things to my total satisfaction


And it could be said you just gave me a "bollicking" for posting in the wrong forum ... but I do not care because I am just a ............

 

Hmm, let me see, where do I begin ... alrighty then, here goes ... I look like chit, soon to be 35 years old, ugh!! ... I can no longer ride a bike and my career is in tatters, and I lost a simple shop job to some young pretty bimbo, no job and my money is running out fast ... I have my brother staying trying to knock me into shape who acts like a Sargeant Major, he swears a whole lot and makes me do press ups and things, he is a man on a mission.
I am peed off and have missed friends who fell off the face of forums for months on end ... why do men leave without saying goodbye? ... but, coffee still tastes great and the Dawn Chorus is really beautiful these spring mornings ... so, life is wonderful, right?


How are you?


Jules

 

Hey watch that old chit, Jules!

I ticked past 38 2 weeks ago and starting to get more grey hairs... in my mustache of all fecking places! Grey or balding up top and I could go for the shaved "angry man" look with black sunglasses.

But no.... it's in the mustache!