I see a lime green car (Neon I think) every day except when I'm on my bike. I'mtrying to track it down.

 

So I'm out riding with my bf and while were getting gas I hear a large bumble bee coming closer to the gas station. Next thing I know this POS gold hovercraft comes sputtering and buzzing into the parking lot way too fast. He pulls in, revvs his leafblower-like engine, and I'm not kidding, totally Dukes of Hazzards getting out of the car... jumps right through the drivers side window and goes into the store.

At this point I'm trying to get my backpack off to get the camera before the guy gets back. I finish fueling up, roll the 929 back a bit, and start snapping pics real quick. These pics don't quite do it justice, but you can see the front unfitted body kit and two totally unneeded matching racing seats. The rear bumper and passenger sideskirt were falling off with a giant dent in the rear quarter panel because he ran into something or visa versa. Was also rocking the knock-off Altezza rear tail lights. It was a sad sight.

He gets back, hops in the car, starts it up and stalls it as he tries to leave. When it died the thing made some sort of bweep-ing noise from the intake...yeah. I wish I had video too.





***So for the next challenge...get a photo of your bike with a sailboat***

 

I'll accept it just to get off the fecking ricers. My luck there'll be a parade of them next week

***So for the next challenge...get a photo of your bike with a sailboat***

 

Chix, You have quite the literary flair. I love it. Post more, as we need that around here.

 

That is an awesome ricer pic. Doesn't get much better than that. Fine specimen.

I think I'm out on the sailboat thing. Unless someone around here has one for sale in their yard for some reason....lol.

 

I just came from the lake today.

 

Nice pic. And good story to go with it Dukes of Hazzard through the window +100 ricer points
As for the sail boat, bet I could get one tomorrow.

 

Nice riced out FORD ESCORT lol! Very descriptive too! I don't think this counts, i took it recently and stuck it in my album. Can i get a ruling from the judges please?

 

It would have been SO much easier if you hadn't spilled the beans.

 

Yeah, but that takes the FUN out of it, I'll just go take another one either later today or tommorow if no one else gets it!