I was driving around Pikeville Kentucky today and passed their court house.... I laughed so hard I almost crashed....

The sign reads:

I was convicted
of Shoplifting
from Wal-Mart
I got 30 in Jail
and fined ####.##
I'm Sorry

 

That is the best! Does anyone remember when that judge made those kids listen to Barry Manilow for "X" amount of hours because they were playing their music too loud? This kind of reminds me of that.

 

Now that I think about it... I should have gotten out of my work van, smacked him and took his chair... Why does he get to sit with those poor little caesars pizza sign holders have to dance all day?

 

^^ Exactly what I was thinking.
He shouldn't be able to sit on his @$$ all day long.