Yup....Pretty sure she's pregnant... UPDATE pg 10
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Ok, here is the update...
No, she wasn't preagnant, but her folks found her test, and shot yellownblack in the face with a shotgun.
What's left of him is strung up like a hunting trophy over the girl's bedroom door as a warning to any others thinking about getting in their' little girl's pants. (She has been grounded until she is old enough to be sent to a monastery, and wearing a chastity belt until such time)
All kidding aside, WHERE IS THE UPDATE???!!!!??
She should be riding the cotton 'busa by now. (my money is on a red christmas; OMG, that's disgusting [:'(][8D]
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No, she wasn't preagnant, but her folks found her test, and shot yellownblack in the face with a shotgun.
What's left of him is strung up like a hunting trophy over the girl's bedroom door as a warning to any others thinking about getting in their' little girl's pants. (She has been grounded until she is old enough to be sent to a monastery, and wearing a chastity belt until such time)
All kidding aside, WHERE IS THE UPDATE???!!!!??
She should be riding the cotton 'busa by now. (my money is on a red christmas; OMG, that's disgusting [:'(][8D]
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Guess he shouldnt have broke it off in her. Boys and their *****'s. They never think together.
Guess he shouldnt have broke it off in her. Boys and their *****'s. They never think together.
You have to understand... once all the blood goes to the *****, there is not enough left to operate the brain... thus, all the stupid decisions made by those under the influence of horniness....
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hahaha you guys are great
Lets see, No, no blood on christmas..... So thats like.. $40 in my pocket? i accept paypal and will pay the fee!
Ummm, new years...that would be interesting. Scary thing is, she hasnt had the chance to take a test.....i know i know, she needs to get on that and its pissing me the H3LL off, but she cant really get around while she's w/the folks....so a quick run to the store is not appearing to be happening... Its driving me insane at this point. AND NOW, they are at some famous skiing/boarding mountain w/a lodge that doesnt have any internet.......SO we are now ALL waiting to see she gets thatlife changing"." while she's away... She gets back to her house out there on...Saturday? I'll ask if she got it then,
As for the other comments: Just been busy, havent been online much...Which means, sadly, i was not shot in the face by a shotgun and am now hanging from her bedroom ceiling....Sorry if i disappointed anyone---even though that would be an out.....
She was supposed to have started her period @ the beginning of the week, so now its a waiting game...one that im sure will freak her out and hence me, but i'll do my best to keep a cool head while waiting.
Lets see, No, no blood on christmas..... So thats like.. $40 in my pocket? i accept paypal and will pay the fee!
Ummm, new years...that would be interesting. Scary thing is, she hasnt had the chance to take a test.....i know i know, she needs to get on that and its pissing me the H3LL off, but she cant really get around while she's w/the folks....so a quick run to the store is not appearing to be happening... Its driving me insane at this point. AND NOW, they are at some famous skiing/boarding mountain w/a lodge that doesnt have any internet.......SO we are now ALL waiting to see she gets thatlife changing"." while she's away... She gets back to her house out there on...Saturday? I'll ask if she got it then,
As for the other comments: Just been busy, havent been online much...Which means, sadly, i was not shot in the face by a shotgun and am now hanging from her bedroom ceiling....Sorry if i disappointed anyone---even though that would be an out.....
She was supposed to have started her period @ the beginning of the week, so now its a waiting game...one that im sure will freak her out and hence me, but i'll do my best to keep a cool head while waiting.
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What?? She hasn't had the chance to take the test?? You mean she's like not so interested to know wheter she is preggy or not??
Come on man... please atleast let her know that we here are eager to know the result, wheter your face will be hang on her wall..[8D]
Come on man... please atleast let her know that we here are eager to know the result, wheter your face will be hang on her wall..[8D]