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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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If you buy an '07 GSX-1000R and after one week of riding you switch the power selector to, "A" because you're used to the bike.

If you put your foot down in a turn because you have a passenger and your bike, "feels funny when you have a passenger."
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:06 PM
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Kind of seemed like the last SQUIDlisting above was from an extremely unsatisfied and grumpy person, who wanted nothing more than everyone else on two wheelsto be as miserable as he was.[sm=chairshot.gif]
Funny stuff. I guess I'm aSQUID though, since I fit some of the categories.[sm=devilangel.gif]

 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:12 PM
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Yeah, me too ............
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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We have local power squid in town, he rides around on his GSXR 1000 wearin jean shorts, steel toe work boots, mechanix's gloves, Z1R helmet, and a back protector over his wife beater all so he can show off his GSXR tattoo.
Wasn't he in the Village People?
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:26 PM
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We have local power squid in town, he rides around on his GSXR 1000 wearin jean shorts, steel toe work boots, mechanix's gloves, Z1R helmet, and a back protector over his wife beater all so he can show off his GSXR tattoo.
Wasn't he in the Village People?
ROFL. Yyyyyy mmmmm c aaaaaa
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:26 PM
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lol you might be a squid if you call it a steering dampener :-p
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 02:59 PM
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i guess everyone defines a squid his own way. We tend to pool all other bikers' bahaviours/skills which we dont like and point our fingers. I never called anyone a squid. If we think back we have all been a "squid" once in a while.

who hasnt ridden at least once without full gear?
who hasnt speeded or wheelied in a public road?
who hasnt ever desired more power than a 600?
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 03:42 PM
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I guess Im also a squid! Ive got the HESD on my bike. While on long rides I willstand up on my pegs while riding to stretch out a little. And I guess Im a huge squid on my dirt bike. I polished the frame, fell off a wheelie at the dunes.
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 05:13 PM
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if you power wheelie.

p.s. i gotta disagree with ALOT of those...mainly..."Your street bike has a steering dampener." wtf?

+1, and your avatar IS a power wheelie [sm=bustedsign.gif], i saw your post on stuntlife, but good **** tho keep it up, i suck at 2nd gear but i can almost rock bp at 5mph [sm=bounceybounce.gif] yaayyyy

oh and a multi-squid experience today let me start

Squid 1= BRAND new minty gsxr(600?) i couldnt tell, he leaves the park lot at school no gear at all, looks at his tack and whacks the gas bringing the wheel up for a 1 foot high 8 foot long wheelie, then takes off, and this road is terribly flooded with young female drivers, AUGH!!!!
squid 2=BRAND new minty still had the dealer tag r6, i signal for him to wheelie he shakes his head, i call him a *****, he turns onto the same road squid 1 is on and takes off tucking behind the windscreen at a whoppping 50mph, mind you this is the main road thru a college campus, full of pedestrians and ****, no gear once again

 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 05:53 PM
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squid 2=BRAND new minty still had the dealer tag r6, i signal for him to wheelie he shakes his head, i call him a *****, he turns onto the same road squid 1 is on and takes off tucking behind the windscreen at a whoppping 50mph, mind you this is the main road thru a college campus, full of pedestrians and ****, no gear once again

i dont get it why would you tell him to wheelie and then call him a ***** on a road through a school campus. i dont wheelie and i would get pretty pissed if you called me a ***** not enogh to drive through a school campus like a dope though.

by the way i never call any one a squid who am i to decied what right and wrong. i ride with my gear and i dont ride like a mad man dont speed dont do wheelies but thats just me. its your skin and your bike if you want to hit the pavment have fun. thats not dirrected to any one
 
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