when in the winter you cant stop using honda polish to get the girl *** shiny as possible...

and when you call your bike your girl right next to your girl lol


im jonzen to ride like a crack addict for crack

 

You know you love your bike when you save all kinds of money to make sure she has the best gear but you shop at Target for gear.

 

lets see..

when you rent storage so that your brand new bike has a garage and leave your car outside. (ME)

when you dont let your girlfriend go on rides..

when you bust out q-tips to clean every tiny part of your bike.

 

When "Does it have Kevlar in it?" Becomes a common question when picking out pants to wear day to day.

When the gear for you when you ride your bike costs more than your entire wardrobe otherwise.

When you see someone in a "normal" leather jacket and you mentaly question is abrasion resistance to asphalt.

When you strain your neck every time you hear the "whine" of a motorcycle's engine... even when your in a room without windows.

 

Do you own a Honda????? [sm=joke.gif]

 

when you wake up at 3:45am, check the weather report, see its 20deg and calling for rain/possible snow.....and you pull'er outta the garage anyways and throw on an extra sweater under your jacket.........ride out w/ a grin

when you take the loooong way to your g/f's house

when you take it grocery shopping and have to shop based on what will fit in your riding bag

 

when you tell your girl toforget thepost sex cuddling cause your going for a ride.....then you jack rabbit your way out the door

 

u cant go a day in the winter without taking the cover off and staring at her curves...

 

You've made genuine threats to kill over it.

 

When you worry about her every second. What shes feeling, what shes thinking. You think about her supple red curves, and that loooooooooooooooooong LUBED chain. Pert, erect handle controles...