Some of these are made up and some are borrowed:
[ul][*]You are satisfying yourself, and your wife comes home early.[*]Youcall Suicide Prevention and they put you on HOLD.[*]The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.[*]You wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.[*]Your horn goes off accidentally, and remains stuck, as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.[*]You forget to clear your search history, and your kids see all the free pr0n you have been searching for.[*]You send a personal email to a friendand realize youaccidentally sent it to ALL of your contacts.[*]You are watching a "live"feed of COPS and realize they are infront of YOUR house.[*]You are getting a tattoo and the artist says "OOPS".[*]You call in sick to work and run into your boss at the "adult" store.[/ul]
Post up some of yours...

 

that last one would be so easy to get out of

 

You've got so much poop that you have to let it out on the way home from work

 

I had a scare on that one today...I sent an email to 1400 users and some dude gave me a really ****ty response with some attitude, so I forwarded it on to my co-workers mailing list with the message "Make sure this guy gets the "special" treatment next time he needs help." After clicking send, my heart started pouding as I thought I sent that out to all 1400 users, but I went and checked it and it was correct after all...I was relieved to say the least. I did make that mistake about 2 months ago though by accidentally hitting "reply all" to an email sent to all users...nothing inappropriate though.

Can't say that one happened, BUT I was watching one time and they got a hooker a block from my girlfriend at the time's house. Really classy neighborhood that was.

 

You were having this crazy dream about laying an egg, and all you did was soil yourself.

 

your looking on F'in ebay for HONG KONG plastics, and seriously contemplatingthem, cause you F'in cart wheeled your bike after hitting a curb and getting hick-upped off onto yer neck.

 

You know it's a bad day when...

[ul][*]You wake up, turn to the side, and see voodoo staring back at you.
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it looked just like synchronized cart wheels. . that is a bad day

 

Ide love to see a day like that. Sun out, few clouds floatin around... all i get to see is rain, gray, drizzle, gray, fog. Dangit Liberty, MO [:@]

you know its a bad day when : http://www.rec-tec.com/Bad%20Day.jpg