Went to a strip club yesterday on my bike. When I ordered a beer, the tender looked at my jacket and said "my boyfriend crashes sober". She didn't know me so she had no idea how much my drinking habits change while riding (2 beers + 7 glasses of water in 5 hours). We got talking about her bf. He'd been down twice already and didn't wear anything but a helmet. That's when it got weird.

When I asked why no gear, she said he didn't feel good enough to wear gear. Said he felt guys that wore stuff like my jacket were the ones that either knew what they were doing or pretended they did. Never heard that one before

 

......... 0.o .... *scratches head*............. I think you need to be stealin somebody away from a certain "bf" ... lolol ... that sounds like absolutely retarded logic right there ...

 

thats definitely a new one but i wanna know what youre doin at the strip club for 5 hours...

 

i think the strangest part of your whole post is that your spending 5 hours at a strip club. lol

 

Haha seriously...

I thought you had a girlfriend, Kuro.

 

I'm allowed to window shop

5 hrs = waiting for shift change to see if things improved. And surprisingly good conversation with a dancer

 

how much were you paying her for her to act like she was interesting in what you were saying?

 

Wow. what a retard. Dont worry, in a month or two after he kills himself because he has no gear, you can go back to the bar and screw his mrs silly!!!

 

Oh I'm fairly sure he's gonna kill himself soon...

Both times he went down was because he was running from the cops. The last time she said he ran off into the woods, which is why the cops lost him. Who'd expect a CBR 1000RR to go offroad?

 

lol about to say the same thing. kuro what you doing?