Ok i'm going to start this off and you all can add to it as much as you want.

Why it that the drivers side of the windshild is always the side that the wippers will not clear off or the wash sprayer is always frozen on? It's like if i was sitting on the passengers side this might work.

Why is it all product that we need keep going up in price, but the wages do not?

Why is it that you always want someone that don't want you?

Why is it that mexican food gives most people bad gas, but not me?

Why is it that you have to be 21 years old to buy beer, but you can buy and drive acar that can kill and hurt many at the age of 16?

Why is it that when your at work an hour feels like a day, but when you off work time flys by to fast?

Why is it that in Ohio you have to wear your seat belt anytime you are drivng or rideing in a car, but after a year you do not have to wear a helmet on a bike?

Whyit is thatFridays feel like the longest day of the work week?

 

another to ponder;

where does the white go when the snow melts?

 

Why is it that every politician promises change but we get the same old crap?
Why is it that you can go to war at eighteen but can't drink beer until 21?
Why is it that if you're single you can't find a woman but if you're attached they throw themselves at you?
Why is it that when you buy a new bike, they come out with one you want even more a year later?

 

Why is it that if you're single you can't find a woman but if you're attached they throw themselves at you?

This one always happens to me. Why is it?

 

why is it that whenever you wash your socks...you always loose one?

why is it that when you have a desk job, the walls feel like they are closing in after a couple of years working there?

why is it that people like to here paris hilton say "Thats hot" and also try to copy her whorish ***?

why is it that parents now let their 14 year olds out looking like the ***** they always wanted to be and the ask why they get knocked up at 15?

 

Why is it that weekdays are always warm and sunny, and weekends are always cold and wet?
Why is it that when my cell battery dies, Verizon will give me another $300 phone for free,but makes me payfora new battery?
Why is it that I have to spend more time with co-workers than my friends and family?
Why is it that you can find hot bitc##s, and ugly nice girls, and even ugly bitc##s, but nice hot girls are very rare?
Why is it that I don't like the French? I've only met one French dude and he was actually pretty cool.
Why do so many squids choose GSXR's?
Why does EVERY shopping cart have one bad wheel?

 

Why is it that glue doesnt stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when it really is coming on?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

Why is the alphabet in the order it is in?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?



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Why is it that so many people hate G.W. Bush and when asked why they don't even know.

Why is it the world doesn't have a standard for driving on the same side of the road.

Why is it that every kid in gym class would feel the need to dose themselves in 3 gallons a Axe deodorant and re apply upon reaching their locker.

 

Why is it that I ALWAYS learn things the hard way.

Why is it that women are so damn good at playing mind games? They're ****ing mental terrorists.

Why is it that i'm still on CBRForum when i should be to my way to work?

Why is it that so many people give things up, or gain a fear of something,after one bad experience with it(I.E. bike accident)?

Why is ok for guys to sleep with whover they want, but it makes girls ******?

 

I was once told that " A ring will scare the girls but attracts the women"