Why kittens die...

'I give up. What IS the difference between a tummy rub and bestiality?'

'Leave me alone, Beemer, I am trying to be all tragic and ****!'

'Look into my eyes bitch! Put the tuna in the bowl...'

You seen one lazy butt-faced cat on the cabinet, you seen em all. Asswipe.

Dude, I has had it with your morning wood.

'Feathery thing... bow to my command! Crap, I just pulled a muscle.'

'Hey, I wanted an herbal facial!'
ORIGINAL: ikhoudvanu199
this is probably the most amazing thread ever to happen...ever
this is probably the most amazing thread ever to happen...ever
Well hi burger? how are you today? you sure are...............AAAAAH OH MY GOD MY EYE!!!! IT SCRATCHED OUT MY EYE!!!!!! you #(*&$^# -ing cat how dare you #$#@ ing scratch at my eye!!! nice kitty......




