So I'm currently playing guitar in an orchestra pit at a community theater (good money if you can read music), and every day this week I've been showing up and parking next to this 250cc Kawasaki cruiser. I'd keep my eye out trying to figure out whose it was, talk some shop, maybe give them a good ribbing over the choice of bike, but it was always gone by the time I was leaving.

Soooooo today I'm heading out early, and warming the bike up. The stereotypically hot lead from the show with the a-bit-too-sexy dance number walks out, and starts chatting with me about my bike, and riding and whatnot. While we're talking, she opens up her bag, and starts pulling out her riding gear.

We ended up talking for like an hour in the lot. Turns out she comes from a huge family of bikers, her brother has an old F4, and yet "nobody ever wants to go riding" with her.

We're going "riding" on Sunday.

I like quotes.

 

Hey, at least it's not a Vespa. lol...
Although you'd still probably "ride" with her, right?
**** it, I would...

 

Hey, I'm 100% Italian. I'm genetically predisposed to like Vespas.

 

always remember to "gear" up ... gotta stay safe and use that protection

 

Anyone else wanna get on the pun wagon?

 

Nope not yet

....ugh....hem.....

Maybe during your ride you can pullover to yourplace for a "pit stop".



....that wasnt very good.......

 

 

Thius thread makes me giggle. Have fun

 

better get there early so you two can get a little "warm up ride" in, before the real trip.

 

Fat girls are like scooters. They're fun until your friends catch you riding one.