WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
Just for a laff........
Who is Jack Schitt?
For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Here's the details:
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Need Deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you will be able to correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Who is Jack Schitt?
For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Here's the details:
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Need Deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you will be able to correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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RE: WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
It's an oldie but a goodie.
Try this one. It's short but also good for a laugh.
One smart fella felt smart,
Two smart fellas they felt smart,
Three smart fellas they all felt smart together.
Try this one. It's short but also good for a laugh.
One smart fella felt smart,
Two smart fellas they felt smart,
Three smart fellas they all felt smart together.
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RE: WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
Flogger's losing his marbles - now he's confusing me with a certain Gunnery Sergeant of fearsome reputation........as for me, I know Fanny Adams, and she ain't sweet......
Get a grip, Sweeny,mate.....!!
Nice one, Blue, ar ar ar.....!
Get a grip, Sweeny,mate.....!!
Nice one, Blue, ar ar ar.....!
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RE: WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
The guys who put this photo on a bus clearly didn't know jack schitt, or the exhaust would've been moved........Is that you, Flogger Mate ? he he
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RE: WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?
G'Day MarkR !
As for your last, you may be right, but if you travel through life without laughter, you'll have a very miserable existence, especially in my chosen profession (giving baddies their just deserts, similar to Flogger, but different......)
The pic was sent to me by a friend, who's a fireman at Edinburgh airport, rides a 93 'Cane.......
seems like the Constabulary in the UK has a tough time in general, so need to laugh at themselves once in a while......
Don't you ever give your "Blue Heelers" some stick, now and again ?(and I don't mean that fine cattle dog, either) he he
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizJW...eature=related
As for your last, you may be right, but if you travel through life without laughter, you'll have a very miserable existence, especially in my chosen profession (giving baddies their just deserts, similar to Flogger, but different......)
The pic was sent to me by a friend, who's a fireman at Edinburgh airport, rides a 93 'Cane.......
seems like the Constabulary in the UK has a tough time in general, so need to laugh at themselves once in a while......
Don't you ever give your "Blue Heelers" some stick, now and again ?(and I don't mean that fine cattle dog, either) he he
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizJW...eature=related
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