Alright, who did it? I'm not saying what, but I think the guilty culprit knows his jig is UP!

So, who wants to confess... ? Anyone wanna make some random accusations (of which you have no idea what you're accusing )? Point your fingers!

Who did it! Whoever it was, lemme just say this...

"remove your ***** and give them to someone who will use them."

 

I was....uh...working! Yeah, working! You can't prove anything! *runs*

 

I shot the sheriff...but I did not shoot no deputy!

 

I think I may have farted, but the dogs taken the blame (again)

 

WTF you talking about?

 

Mustard in the dining room with the revolver.

 

Global warming, the spiraling national debt, gas @ $4 a gallon, the mortgage crisis, the crucifixion of Christ--ALL ME. Sorry. It was a graduation prank back in '95, and things just kinda got outta hand. My bad.

 

I did it like this, I did like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat!!!

OR

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AR4PGt9oOto good ol shaggy has the answer.

 

Meg did it, it's all her fault!

 

Alright, fine. I'm the one who dropped a fudge dragon in the urinal.