Are "yo mama" jokes allowed?

 

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second muffin "man, it's getting hot in here"

The second muffin screams! "HOLY SH*T IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

 

As long as they all start with " my momma".............



And any more religious jokes, and it'll all be gone = please keep it on the island, OK.
Any joke you wouldn't tell your Mom, well, you get the idea...........

 

this old couple laying in bed when the man suddenly passed gas and says "seven points" and the old women looked at him and said "what was that" then the old man replied its "fart football". a few mins later the women passes gas and says " seven points" his wife lets one go and says "touchdown, tie score". after about 5 minuets the old man lets one go and says" aha. im ahead 14 to 7" not to be outdone the wife lets one the wife rips out another one and says " touchdown, tie score" five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says "field goal i lead 17 to 14" now the pressure is on and the old man refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. since defeat is totally unacceptable he gave everything he had, and accidently **** the bed. the old woman replied "what the hell was that." the old man responds "half time swich sides."

 

Stumbled across this one,

Training at the Dallas cowboys practice field was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Cowboys thought it was a prank ! Training and practice was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security personnel were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas and Arlington Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most players, was in fact the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

best joke yet.....although its the only one I read

 

Ok, not a joke "per se" but my court situation in front of a judge explaining how a simple traffic accident caused a big fist fight:

Well, I'm cruising to work one morning, guys swerves in front of me hits his brakes and BAM, knock the hell out of him.

SO, I grab my cell and head out the car to make sure the other driver was ok. Well, to my surprise he comes flying out of the car and he's a damn midget!!! Seriously, like what you would think like really a dwarf!!!!

He comes hauling *** up to me and SCREAMS....."I'm not happy!!!!!!!!!"

I just replied........"Ok then, which one are you?????"

.....and that your honor is how the fight started.......

 

sorry guys not everything can be explained with words...

btw i think the demotivational poster thread is the best thing that EVER happened to this place next to being created

 

Link to the thread? Newbie here....

 

https://cbrforum.com/forum/showthrea...tional+posters