There should be two categories here: 1.Placid size 2.Erect size

 

i got fd over in that department for some reason im just average and every other male in my family is over 9 and i dont understand what happen to me. but i do have the best looks and what is it with my cousins they all walk around with the damn thing hanging out shaking it at people

 

I picked below average because mine is like... | |

 

HOLY EFFING HELL...

LMAO to soooooooooo many funny posts... holy **** I think I laughed at all of 'em, every one. Even the ****heads, lol...

Anyway, yeah as you all guessed it I happened on a conversation last night while getting blazed (that's right DD, I was talking about dicks again), and I remembered hearing or reading that the average American is 5.5" erect. So anyway yeah it's just wild though most people put themselves in a much smaller category than they realize.

I figured if you guys like reading uplifting **** there would be a handfull of ya on here to be seriously uplifted to learn you got bigger peckers than the norm. Hell if that don't put a lil' swing in your step I don't know what will...

Anyway, tons of funny **** in here no matter why I started the thread - some real joksters lurking about that came out of the shadows.

I think my favorite is, "it ain't real fat but it sure is short!" LMAO, I love it...

"I said no fisting..." BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

I do


It may only be 4" but it all feels like a foot up the azz. Lol

 

Hahah very funny topic. Figured id add my opinion to the poll all though I have never had any complaints before. Its time to hang out with my **** out. (Matthew Mcconaughey's line from dazed and confused) Alllright allright allllright.

 

[quote]ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

I have a couple of tips (no, no, no...not like a swiss army *****).
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hHAHAHAHA

 

^^^How does he do that!!!

I've seen you do that a couple of times, Hatebreed... what gives - how ya doin' it?

 

I've always heard your erect is the same as bottom of palm to end of fingers.


Also are we talking about length or girth?

 

Voodoo is such a sneaky little bastard!!!

You know, that's a good question... are there any studies on girth or are they all length-related?

DDCavi... you mind helping us out on this one? How fat would you say the average American ***** is??? You can round up.