walk softly and have a big bottle of nitrous.

Its not a saying but this is my major inspiration in life...

http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...44385_1399.jpg

 

**** ur dumb

lol use that one all the time at work

 

Random Person:"hey do you know where my phone is?"
Me:" if it was up your a$$ you'd know it..."
R.P.:" How do you turn this on?"
Me:" Bend over and I'll show ya!"

Shakes worse than a dog Sh**tin' razor blades.

Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Rectum damn near killed him.

Don't let your meat loaf.

How 'bout it?

Right on.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Random person:" What are you up to?"
me:" oh about 5ft 11inch"

Random person:"How do you feel?" (after being sick or getting hurt)
me:" with my fingers"

 

Random Person:" How are you?" or "How have you been?"
me:"sick in bed, can't get up, can't get down; in hell of a shape." all while standing in front of them.

 

Frank Sinatra: " I feel sorry for people who don't drink, 'cause when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."

 

"how's it going?"


"Better than some, worse than others."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EwaFkPMdlY

 

not a finger!
- a christmas story

 

" I didn't do it & I can't fix it "

" Did I say that out Loud "

" six on one hand, 1/2 a dozen on the other "