New guy here but I don't mind sharing a few things amongst fellow riders. Sandals and jeans really annoy me, worn by either of the two sexes. What kind of a hippy corn-holer will wear sandals or even worse, sandals with socks? It's always workboots, ALWAYS! I only wear sneakers when I run on the treadmill, something that I need to start doing but the long hours at work make getting motivated rather difficult. Also, I don't like to be around women when I'm not in shape, like right now hence the small investment in hand lubricant and ****. Oh, and I really despise the excessively overweight people of this planet. Alas, genetics are involved to a certain extent but stuffing your fat greasy face with french fries day in, day out does nothing to improve the situation. There is an old fat lady at work that I have made cry a few times but not by calling her "lardass". I just tend to upset her because my body is still capable of movement and I become impatient when she slows me down, if she works with me. She smokes too and drinks Mountain Dew which really pisses me off because I truly despise fat people who do nothing to remedy their pathetic situation.

I also own a few shirts that have no business being worn in public but I just can't throw them out. More later...

 

I shave most of my body hair and I get kinda pissy about things being relatively clean. I always sit down to **** when at home. I'm almost OCD about keeping my bike clean.

I'm an addictive personality. I used to drink daily, smoke weed daily, and smoke cigarettes. I've cut all of them out and now use sunflower seeds for some reason or other. Much cheaper.

 

Here you--my first post...whatta way to pop my cherry. I never finish a sandwich, I always throw away the last bite...don't know why, I just always have. I always call total strangers "bro". I collect skulls. I can't sleep while wearing clothes. I can't put socks back on, even if I just had them on for a minute or two. I don't wear underwear. I can't leave anything alone...just recently bought my 954, ran home and removed the beer tray and side reflectors (and more to come, I'm sure). Seriously, I had owned it for maybe 15 minutes. Bought an antique Plymouth (hence the forum name--i use the same name everywhere so i don't have to remember a bunch of them)--anyway, the car was CHERRY--little old lady owned for its entire existence. I brought it home and cut the roof off of the thing. I have a Ducati Monster, engine swap, tail chop, tucked signals, streetfighter headlights, clip-ons, polished lips on the rims, lots more..."what was wrong with it to begin with", the wife asks. I don't have an answer for her. I poop at least 4 times a day. I won't touch the bathroom door though, I'll open it with my foot. I will, however, eat food that has hit the ground...anywhere.
Jesus, I have problems.

Jack

 

I'm not a clean freak, I dont wash after I pee. Depends what I drop if I'll eat it. I dont shower everyday (if I did nothing like today).

 

At least our problems dont stack up to this.


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WAIT!!!! I may have found something better.

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me neither. i'm not obcessive compulsive either with the hand washing and the germ avoiding. i don't wash my hands when i pee when i'm at home. i do at work.

i just read an interesting stat by the way.

every year you will shake the hands of at least 6 woman who have masturbated in the past 12 hours... some of whom haven't washed their hands since.

 

City worker you gave me a great idea... I asked my girlfriend what my three weirdest things are:

#3: When I see food on someones plate that I want or somebody tells me not to eat something I will put the entire thing in my mouth... lol . my girlfriend and I fought for a week about that once cuz I ate her cornbread after she told me not too... I also had to buy reeses easter egg cups on ebay cuz I ate those out of her easter basket hahahaha

#2: Apparnetly I leave my socks all over the house

#1: I don't brush my teeth before I go to bed.

 

I don't think most of these are wierd at all.
Toilet flushing w/ foot, andnot touchinga publicbathroom door seems normal to me, except maybe collecting skulls.

One thing Ido, is put my my left riding glove on firstALWAYS.
If I do it wrong, I will take them both off and start over.I think its a superstitious thing (?)

btw Welcome to the forum 51plymouth.

 

I thought of some other things during the day. I reallydo haveOCD, sodoes my younger brother but to a greater extent, handwashing has always been on of the things we did obsessively. I usually avoid touching anything in a public bathroom, even the sink controls require a paper towel.

I use my foot to open any door that swings open.

I always tap my feet on the doorsills of a car before I get in, to remove as much sand/dirt so I don't dirty the interior.

I hate wearing shoes if I'm on carpet. Hardwood, linoleum,and tile floors are fair game, but shoes on the carpet drive me nuts.

I have to change my sheets if my anything other than my jammies or articles of clothing that arefreshly washedtouch them, or if I lay down on my bed without showering.

I can't stand leaving dishes in the sink or the dishwasher without washing them. I used to be a busboy/ dishwasher/ kitchen helper in high school and sorta took the "wash it as soon as it's ate off of" mentality to extremes.

I sleep in DEFCON 3, it's a real PITA when your upstairs neighbors sound like they're reenacting a Benny Hill skit while you're trying to sleep, or your roommate gets up and to get a drink and the squeak of the cupboard wakes you up.

Something my brother always made fun of when I lived with him was how I sleep in really contorted positions, I usually wake up with at least one of my arms totally numb and useless.

I have conversations with myself, which really throws off people.

I don't think that's all of it.

 

Iwill give woman better odds than that if they shake my hand.