Yeah i do the eating while on the ****ter too.

I guess the most recent weirdo combo was fingering my GF and making her *** while i was driving.

 

Eating and taking a **** is an unacceptable combo [:'(]. There are little **** molecules jumping off of your turd and making their way onto your food. You might as well be eating a turd sandwhich. I have very low standards, but that is where I draw the line...

smellypoop.com

 

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php now thats a ****ty web site

 

There are two approved candies to eat while you are on the ****ter..."****tles" and "Feces Pieces"...[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

 

Don't forget **** Kat and Hersheysqirts Almond Pisses!

 

This maybe true, but Mythbuster did do a test of the number of fecal particles that end up on a toothbrush. Their test, was that their control toothbrush which was in another room (Kitchen I think) under a cup if I remember correctly had the same about of particles as the ones that were setup all about in the bathroom.

Another thing...I literally had backpains from laughing so hard while reading that site!

Oh and another mythbusters episode answers the age old question (link)

 

****ting and hamburgers

easy cheese and twinkies

 

My FAVORITE sandwich is Cold backed bean, sliced pickles and mayo on toast.......

 

i once pee'd out a window while flying an airplane at 120mph + 6,000 feet.

you must have

1) a two-axis autopilot
2) a window
3) a full bladder
4) no co-pilot (you need to position part of your body in his seat)
5) a strong throttle friction lock (may be kicked in the process)

works best in an empty plane. if you're lucky it'll hit the propeller slipstream and knock the urine into the vertical stabilizator or fuselage. one wrong move and you'll be covered.

it can be done.

i would not advise this on a commercial aircraft.

 

Fingered a girl in the back seat of her fat, annoying friend's car without her knowing while she was driving us home.