A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm
still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.? "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to
me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God, I do
miss him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."

 

yes, the goverment... a beautiful thing:

 

Man, I know he's an idiot and all... but I freakin' love that guy!

 

I hear you Kid. I almost get physically beaten for supporting the commander in chief (not literally). Funny joke Telgren, I've only heard it with the psychologist, gynocologist, and somebody else.

 

I know... and with this guy we are still getting screwed...[sm=ts.gif]