Valentine's Day Torture Tactics
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Valentine's Day Torture Tactics
So I shopped early-ish this year (Saturday) and bought my girlfriend this
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Jeweler sells real roses dipped in gold or platinum. Their website said delivery next week so I put it out my mind... Till I got home today and found a package slip from them already. They're local so they just dropped it in the mail.
Now I get a whole 2 weeks torture my girlfriend. Pertinent fact: 5 year olds on Christmas day have more self control than she does when it comes to gifts.
So suggestions? I'm feeling a might bit evil lately
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Jeweler sells real roses dipped in gold or platinum. Their website said delivery next week so I put it out my mind... Till I got home today and found a package slip from them already. They're local so they just dropped it in the mail.
Now I get a whole 2 weeks torture my girlfriend. Pertinent fact: 5 year olds on Christmas day have more self control than she does when it comes to gifts.
So suggestions? I'm feeling a might bit evil lately
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i say act like you forgot, and when the day comes wait till late at night to give it to her ha ha. but before you do give her a funny card that is not romantic at all. ohh and tell her you have plans with your buddies. and if your still alive or she is still there give it to her before bed....wink wink i think we all knows what follows.
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i say act like you forgot, and when the day comes wait till late at night to give it to her ha ha. but before you do give her a funny card that is not romantic at all. ohh and tell her you have plans with your buddies. and if your still alive or she is still there give it to her before bed....wink wink i think we all knows what follows.
That's why I have to torture her with her knowledge she's being tortured. That the stuff that makes her claws and fangs come out. Plus its good to rile the woman. Keeps her on her toes
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I told my dad about this site and he is gettin my step-ma one. haha Im getting my wife the two tone white and pink one. Here is the site.
http://www.theforeverrose.com/All_Colors_Pg.htm
Good thing our girls dont talk together. haha All of em find out we got our idea from one guy. lol Thanks kuroshio for the banging idea.
http://www.theforeverrose.com/All_Colors_Pg.htm
Good thing our girls dont talk together. haha All of em find out we got our idea from one guy. lol Thanks kuroshio for the banging idea.
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careful Kuro... she might retaliate with buying two more cats..(just to bug ya)...hehehe
Neat gift, though, Kuro. I just did me and the wife's taxes last night, so I'm just planning on giving her half of the refund check on v-day and hope it distracts her.