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god euro women are hot
 
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:47 PM
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damnit im to drubkl to foloqo
 
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damnit im to drubkl to foloqo
so does this mean "dammit, i'm too drunk to follow"

and put me down for number one, she'll never know im not a virgin!
 
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Old 05-02-2008, 04:15 PM
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god euro women are hot
Hot Euro women are hot...I've been to Europe twice for almost 2 months of my life total, and I've seen not hot Euro women. Think of Frankenstein mixed with a werewolve. [:'(]

There's an even better pic of her if you press the giant "GET LAID" button.
http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php

Hey Nauree, hit the button!! lol

"Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance."

Oh man, this is funny!!

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

[ul][*]applicants must be 18yrs old or above [*]condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact [*]**** sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs(It slipped, I swear!)[*]multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance [*]if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity [*]applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog) [*]applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer [*]Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons [/ul]
If you agree to all of the above and would like Tania to visit you for a performance of sexual intercourse, enter your name and e-mail below and I'll contact you for further meeting arrangements.

Nauree, what's your email?!?!? lol
 
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Euro women have armpit hair don't they? I can't get past that. Hell, I can't get past hair "down there". Freakin' hairy beasts give me a negative boner...now sheep are wooly (not hairy), so that is a different thing all together...
 
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Euro women have armpit hair don't they? I can't get past that. Hell, I can't get past hair "down there". Freakin' hairy beasts give me a negative boner...now sheep are wooly (not hairy), so that is a different thing all together...

No voodoo. That's just your mom. [&:]


They have razors in the UK. [8D]
 
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^^^ Thanks for the clarity, Ranger.... I have been to Europe as many times as you have slept with a hot woman...[&:].
 
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No voodoo. That's just your mom. [&:]
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

^^^ Thanks for the clarity, Ranger.... I have been to Europe as many times as you have slept with a hot woman...[&:].
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lmao, i just sighed my cuz up for this, he is so gay its not funny, seriously he's gay.
 


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