Two Environments
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03-07-2007, 08:00 PM
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Two Environments
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
you get three meals a day fully paid for
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for good behavior
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
you can watch TV and play games
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
you get your own toilet
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
they allow your family and friends to visit
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
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03-08-2007, 10:00 PM
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RE: Two Environments
ORIGINAL: kodiak1122
...and making a simley face with it? [sm=tongue.gif]
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
I like having control of said a$$hole!
I like having control of said a$$hole!
That's why "Assicons" where invented:
"ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ***
(__!__) a fat ***
(!) a tight ***
(_*_) a sore ***
{_!_} a swishy ***
(_o_) an *** that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ***
(_X_) leave my *** alone
(_zzz_) a tired ***
(_E=mc2_) a smart ***
(_$_) Money coming out of his ***
(_?_) Dumb ***
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03-08-2007, 11:38 PM
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