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Old 02-02-2008, 02:55 PM
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"I don't care how much you spend on your bike"

"You know that friend of mine that you think is hot? Well I was thinking that the three of us could get together tonight and..."
 
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:57 PM
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ORIGINAL: SpiritRR


"Are you Black, Asian, Native American, Hispanic, Indian, Polynesian, Latin, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Jewish, French, or gay? If so, welcome to Utah!"



I am still laughing at this one!
 
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Old 02-02-2008, 06:12 PM
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WIfe " that was nice of you to say that"
"NO you go and have fun"

How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
 
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:52 PM
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^ ^ Brutal
 
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^ ^ Brutal
Second that vote...OUCH

Poor voodo..
 
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:34 PM
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ORIGINAL: RCR
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
Well done, sir.

Things RCR hears:

"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"

"Stop looking at those boys that way"

"Sheep are not play things"

"Have you ever heard of soap?"

"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"

"Will you really work for food?"

"Where did the gerbil go?"

For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]



 
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Old 02-02-2008, 11:46 PM
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

ORIGINAL: RCR
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
Well done, sir.

Things RCR hears:

"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"

"Stop looking at those boys that way"

"Sheep are not play things"

"Have you ever heard of soap?"

"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"

"Will you really work for food?"

"Where did the gerbil go?"

For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]



thats funny gravy...your wife has NEVER said that to me! [8D](CHECKMATE!!!)
 
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Old 02-03-2008, 07:45 AM
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Things RCR hears:

"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"

"Stop looking at those boys that way"

"Sheep are not play things"

"Have you ever heard of soap?"

"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"

"Will you really work for food?"

"Where did the gerbil go?"
Voodoo FTW!!!!
 
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Go ahead dear spend all day on your bike, play video games all day or what ever your heart desires.

I need to come back to reality because that is not going to happen.
 
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:04 AM
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

ORIGINAL: RCR
How about things Voodoo does hear
"Are you in yet?"
"HAHAHAH really" while shes looking down
"Is it cold outside?"
Well done, sir.

Things RCR hears:

"I am your mother, I don't appreciate your sexual advances"

"Stop looking at those boys that way"

"Sheep are not play things"

"Have you ever heard of soap?"

"Sorry sir, we have a dress code"

"Will you really work for food?"

"Where did the gerbil go?"

For future reference, my wife usually says "You're done already?" [&:]



" When are you going to take the training wheels off your bike?"
"No, the new dog is not trained in **** exploring"
"Does somebody need a diaper change?"
"This is reserved for Catmang"
"Your stepdaughter wants to hang out with you, cause she thinks your cool"
"your Scooby Doo pajamas are washed and ready"

 


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