i went to cancun for spring break when i was 17...now, just the smell of tequila makes me vomit!

 

When I was 15, my girlfriend and I went to a party and drank tequilla like it was water. We ended up throwing up next to eachother for what seemed like several hours at the end of the night. I swear I am not bull****ting, but at some point I got duct taped to the railing on the front porch until someone felt bad and cut me loose. Then, the next day, I got caught from my parents (I told them I was at a friends, but I never told him he was my alibi in case they called). It took me another ten years before I could actually like drinking tequilla again (if you ever really enjoy drinking it).
Tequilla does, however, make me more handsome, witty, sexy, skinny, virile, brave, strong, and invincible.

 

HAHAHA, thats a sad story, but funny!!! But, Long Island Ice Teas are the SHIZNIT!!!!!!

 

I live in NM, if you don't like tequila GET OUT!!! Just kidding, but I do love my Teq. It is quite possibly one of the best strong alcohols ever made, right after a good scotch like Famous Grouse.
mmmm I love scotch, scothcy scotch scotch.

 

I'm partial to a good single malt also. But...everyones got a tequilla story. I was young, got my hands on some top-shelf smooth stuff and drank the hell out of it. Got hungry/munchies, drunk and snacked on some baby carrots, and I remember puking up tons of tiny nugget size carrots and them getting stuck up in my nasal cavities and throat.....all I could see were slimmy carrots in the bowl and the horrible smell of regurgitated tequilla. Took me years to even have a margarita, but thats it, can't stand the smell of full-on tequilla. Also, same with Beam. Stationed in Okinawa, Beam was 4.50 a fifth.....you can guess I drank allot of it and to this day makes me wretch when I smell it. I stick to 7&7, never done me wrong, hard to screw up that drink, or a nice cigar with a tumbler of single-malt, like some glen, or the rare occassion I can justify buying a bottle of johnny blue-label.

 

"Liquid Courage"works like magic.

 

I just wonder how pissed off my buddy is going to get when he realizes that I took the picture of him from Haloween, put vagasil in his hand, tell everyone he is drunk, and pass it around the internet.

 

PETRON!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're gonna drink some tequila, Petron is the way to go. damn good. [sm=smiley20.gif]

 

Last time I went on a cruise I loaded up on that. $20 a bottle, duty free. Cant beat it.