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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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HARDCORP....you are and have always been e-thug to the nth degree....here Mawfakis represent calm, collective, logical, bad MOTHAFAWKERS!!!

those shockers are a fly by night new group of girlie-men....you deserve better....

we can offer a long rich history of pride...people you would be proud to call brothers....i mean seriously...they "shock" people...that's their end game....we represent much much more....

and as for signing bonus...how about power...look who make up TMR....we are strong....very very strong....

come HARDCORP...join the real deal....

plus i am very scared if you work special ops for them.... [&:]
HardCorp is much more than an e-thug, he's an e-mercenary, and we have offered him a shiny new Nerf Gattling gun with the big arrows that have those suction cups on the end. ALso, there is an endless supply of beers of his choice and water grenades!!

Our hierarchy is structured in such a way that the brave will lead the masses into e-battle with you wretched MawFagi's and how can the shocker be ghey, you gotta have pink for it to work!! We only shock the willing and deserving and we, in one day, have organized a much more cool group than you guys did in 2 years!!

TEAM SHOCK FTW!! The sky is the limit HardCorp!! We can dominate the world!!

Next I will focus on the non-MawFagi Mods... see, at leastwe have a game plan!!

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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:05 PM
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That right there, should make your choice easy, HardCorp, lol.

HC is a philosophy lover and knows funny at the expense of self so your bullying tactics dont scare us lol
plus we are more than a one trick pony


I am aware of your schemes...

And you forgot the Tu-Pac-er, think of your fingers in the West Side! sign... W

lol!
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze

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That right there, should make your choice easy, HardCorp, lol.

HC is a philosophy lover and knows funny at the expense of self so your bullying tactics dont scare us lol
plus we are more than a one trick pony


I am aware of your schemes...

And you forgot the Tu-Pac-er, think of your fingers in the West Side! sign... W

lol!
But wheres the third hole?![sm=ttiwwp.gif]
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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ORIGINAL: ffingers

HARDCORP....you are and have always been e-thug to the nth degree....here Mawfakis represent calm, collective, logical, bad MOTHAFAWKERS!!!

those shockers are a fly by night new group of girlie-men....you deserve better....

we can offer a long rich history of pride...people you would be proud to call brothers....i mean seriously...they "shock" people...that's their end game....we represent much much more....

and as for signing bonus...how about power...look who make up TMR....we are strong....very very strong....

come HARDCORP...join the real deal....

plus i am very scared if you work special ops for them.... [&:]

HMM so basically what you're saying is I've been representing you for over a year without due compensation will have to discuss back wages I'm also going to offer up a package deal, and any of these guys that have already pledged allegiance to an organization is at this point void we will be negotiating as a unit for all services needed. myself, Shocktroop, F3, Spirit , WDR and of course Shadow this is not set in stone. But I think we need Shadow to negotiate for us but we are all open to bribes. LOL but they're better damn well be some Nerf Gatling guns it for all of us it
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:17 PM
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But wheres the third hole?!
DD...hahahahaha!!! I actually have a picture of a girl with 2 mud cutters. She must be called 3 Pac. I could email it to you when I get home if you are interested. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.

Funk...I am ashamed of you. I had to rip my clothes like Laurence Olivier did in the Neil Diamond remake of The Jazz Singer. You know what, though? There may come a time, generations from now in fact, where a Mawfaki boy falls in love with a Shock girl. Then they have unprotected sexy time and have a baby in secret. That baby would be a Mawshocki, and could unite the tribes. Hmmmm...I have seen the future and dub myself a prophet.
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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But wheres the third hole?!
Hmmmm...I have seen the future and dub myself a prophet.
Prophet need protected above all else we've got the right crew for the right price $$$$$$ don't hire them lazy *** Chileans are going to end up hospitalized do the right thing pay us
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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But wheres the third hole?!
Hmmmm...I have seen the future and dub myself a prophet.
Prophet need protected above all else we've got the right crew for the right price $$$$$$ don't hire them lazy *** Chileans are going to end up hospitalized do the right thing pay us
Hahahaha...damn Chileans. Aren't self proclaimed prophets mad men? So we have that going for us too!
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:29 PM
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You can*t label yourself a prophet... that's against everything prophet-ical. That was some funny **** though... lol. And we may already have crossed those lines VooDoo, so your vision is useless. I have foreseen that Jules shall be the bearer of the Maw-Shocki golden child...

What else do you require, HardCorp? Is our offer not fair? Let me know what else is needed to get it done.

And we have female mebers that need protection from the MawFagi, as far as we know they are only male members and have forced their sole female member into servitude by pretending to be nice to her and making her a banner all the while with out her knowing she was labeled MawFagi. What kind of bull is that?
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

But wheres the third hole?!
DD...hahahahaha!!! I actually have a picture of a girl with 2 mud cutters. She must be called 3 Pac. I could email it to you when I get home if you are interested. It makes me laugh every time I look at it.

Funk...I am ashamed of you. I had to rip my clothes like Laurence Olivier did in the Neil Diamond remake of The Jazz Singer. You know what, though? There may come a time, generations from now in fact, where a Mawfaki boy falls in love with a Shock girl. Then they have unprotected sexy time and have a baby in secret. That baby would be a Mawshocki, and could unite the tribes. Hmmmm...I have seen the future and dub myself a prophet.
Or... Lead the Shockers in all out war against the womanly Mawfagies. And finalize their extinction.
But not the other way around because that just wouldnt work for me.[8D]
 
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Old Dec 18, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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You're going to end up maimed and butchered for god sakes do the right thing man hire the right crew were not cheap but where the best however at the moment Shocktroop istied up an illegal dilemma with the other team. But I assure you this matter will be quickly settle $$$$$
 
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