Stupid ****in misleading "myspace pictures"
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Stupid ****in misleading "myspace pictures"
I hate it when girls who weigh three or four times the weight of my cadillac take a picture of their way too small for my ****in body heads and add a bit of clevage to make their picture into something a guy might say he'd be interested in. It's like stepping into a bear trap. Just because you have a head that should be on someone that has a 16th of your total mass is not a free pass to eliminate the rest of your body from pictures. I don't care how you ****ing do it. If you need to have your picture take from the air then do it but stop posting pictures of your tiny little head and a little bit of your massive **** (which should probably be donated to fuel research or whatever it is they do with whale blubber) on the internet.
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MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a tip: If the picture is taken with the chick holding the camera over her head, she's fat. It's a Rule of the Internets.
I was on one of those dating sites liek 10 -15 years ago just picking up nerdy chicks, and set up a blind date with a girl who didn't really have any pictrues. I figured WTF, we have compatible personalities and had several good conversations, so lets do dinner.
She was, TO DATE, the ugliest person I have ever seen, and I'm a pretty forgiving guy. It was just. . .bad times. How do you make the excuse that you have to run after dinner to do something important when you're like 19 and work at Walgreens?
Here's a tip: If the picture is taken with the chick holding the camera over her head, she's fat. It's a Rule of the Internets.
I was on one of those dating sites liek 10 -15 years ago just picking up nerdy chicks, and set up a blind date with a girl who didn't really have any pictrues. I figured WTF, we have compatible personalities and had several good conversations, so lets do dinner.
She was, TO DATE, the ugliest person I have ever seen, and I'm a pretty forgiving guy. It was just. . .bad times. How do you make the excuse that you have to run after dinner to do something important when you're like 19 and work at Walgreens?