Most strip clubs have very specific rules. Many strip clubs run a circuit of girls (and prostitution is not expected of them). I have been to a strip club only about four or five times, however, it is a given that you will not have sex with a stipper (unless theclub isseedy and you spend a ton of money). Sorry bro, $80 will not get you a threesome at a strip club. They are all wholesomesingle mothers working their way through college for the betterment of their eight year old child.... Nauree, I have never been to Mardi Gras (hope to someday), but you should be able to find a willing participant to help with your sexual endevours. Drunkeness, drugs, naked boobies, and the "who gives a f_ck, I am at Mardi Gras" attitude should be enough to allow you to lose some spunk. You just focused your efforts in the wrong place, I think. Maybe you were too drunk..., but what do I know.

 

I spent more than $80 man. This isn't the first time I've been to Mardi Gras either.

 

Thats a lot of money for one night out.

 

lets just say it was in the triple digets.

 

Ah, the price you pay for having no experience. I have spent a number of my hard-earned dollars, supporting single mothers but I know that there will be no sex with any of those ladies at all. However, there is a seedy club in Akron that a friend told me about, that offers a little more than a lapdance. Be very cautious though. All the girls want is your money, EVERYTIME you go into a strip club. If you really wanted to bust a nut, call an escort or try to pick someone up on your own. I'm sure that in New Orleans, there are a number of working girls with reasonable rates. Nothing wrong with paying for it, just do a little research before you call an escort or you may be ripped off. If you do find one who will do what you want, it's really a good time. Here in Ohio, there is a place in Cleveland that has a number of ladies available, for eager young men, who want to play around a bit. Some even speak Greek. It's a viable option if you have extra money and you don't want to wine and dine a girl with three kids, who thinks that what she has between her knees spits out silver dollars. The dating scene astounds me sometimes.

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A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago when I was naughty Mike some friends took me to a strip club, it was my first and only time. My buddy Chris said, "ok there are three rules here. 1. They don't like you 2. They'll do anything for a dollar 3. Never go to the VIP room" lol

 

Well none of my friends gave a crap and let my drunken supceptiableness get the best of myself. This is like the only time really I have REALLY regreted being drunk. Usually I just get made fun of when I'm drunk but this time I really lost something.

 

lol thasts a horrbile story.........on another note, montreal canada has a lot of strip clubs, also 1 in particular where $80 will get you laid.

 

Sucks for you dude. I understand why it pissed ya off.

 

This thread is amusing...they call them strip clubs, not Brothels