A story I shouldn't tell...
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A story I shouldn't tell...
So, my wife manages one of the most popular bars in town. The Monster rep was there for MNF, so the boss called everybody in for an impromptu meeting. Now, she doesn't drink very often, and if she does, she may have a couple of glasses of wine. Well, she was drinking the Yeager Bombs last night and having a fine time, I must say. I wanted to go home after the game, so she said she'd get a cab and come home later.
I wake up several hours later with her sobbing, "This isn't going to work, this isn't going to work." I ask her what the hell she is talking about. Apparently she was mad because she came home, made a beeline to the toilet, and was throwing up everywhere...and I didn't wake up. So I try reasoning with her, and nothing doing (reasoning with a drunk person = fail). So, she slides off the bed, and starts to dry heave on the carpet, so I rush her into the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later naked, and says how much she loves me...then starts to get sick again. Then there is the litany of, "I am never drinking again!" I stayed up for a about an hour helping her out, and was happy when she finally crashed.
This morning I went into the living room, and there is vomittyblanket and a bunch of puke chunks and paper towelsin the sink. I almost lost it. I ended up calling in sick to work because I was really tired (plus I have to use up that week of sick pay
). I think I will spend the rest of the day playing GTA4 and running ice chips to the bedroom. As of now, she is resting comfortably...
I wake up several hours later with her sobbing, "This isn't going to work, this isn't going to work." I ask her what the hell she is talking about. Apparently she was mad because she came home, made a beeline to the toilet, and was throwing up everywhere...and I didn't wake up. So I try reasoning with her, and nothing doing (reasoning with a drunk person = fail). So, she slides off the bed, and starts to dry heave on the carpet, so I rush her into the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later naked, and says how much she loves me...then starts to get sick again. Then there is the litany of, "I am never drinking again!" I stayed up for a about an hour helping her out, and was happy when she finally crashed.
This morning I went into the living room, and there is vomittyblanket and a bunch of puke chunks and paper towelsin the sink. I almost lost it. I ended up calling in sick to work because I was really tired (plus I have to use up that week of sick pay
). I think I will spend the rest of the day playing GTA4 and running ice chips to the bedroom. As of now, she is resting comfortably... 
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09-23-2008, 01:27 PM
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09-23-2008, 01:31 PM
RE: A story I shouldn't tell...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
So, my wife manages one of the most popular bars in town. The Monster rep was there for MNF, so the boss called everybody in for an impromptu meeting. Now, she doesn't drink very often, and if she does, she may have a couple of glasses of wine. Well, she was drinking the Yeager Bombs last night and having a fine time, I must say. I wanted to go home after the game, so she said she'd get a cab and come home later.
I wake up several hours later with her sobbing, "This isn't going to work, this isn't going to work." I ask her what the hell she is talking about. Apparently she was mad because she came home, made a beeline to the toilet, and was throwing up everywhere...and I didn't wake up. So I try reasoning with her, and nothing doing (reasing with a drunk person = fail). So, she slides off the bed, and starts to dry heave on the carpet, so I rush her into the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later naked, and says how much she loves me...then starts to get sick again. Then there is the litany of, "I am never drinking again!" I stayed up for a about an hour helping her out, and was happy when she finally crashed.
This morning I went into the living room, and there is vomittyblanket and a bunch of puke chunks and paper towelsin the sink. I almost lost it. I ended up calling in sick to work because I was really tired (plus I have to use up that week of sick pay). I think I will spend the rest of the day playing GTA4 and running ice chips to the bedroom. As of now, she is resting comfortably...
So, my wife manages one of the most popular bars in town. The Monster rep was there for MNF, so the boss called everybody in for an impromptu meeting. Now, she doesn't drink very often, and if she does, she may have a couple of glasses of wine. Well, she was drinking the Yeager Bombs last night and having a fine time, I must say. I wanted to go home after the game, so she said she'd get a cab and come home later.
I wake up several hours later with her sobbing, "This isn't going to work, this isn't going to work." I ask her what the hell she is talking about. Apparently she was mad because she came home, made a beeline to the toilet, and was throwing up everywhere...and I didn't wake up. So I try reasoning with her, and nothing doing (reasing with a drunk person = fail). So, she slides off the bed, and starts to dry heave on the carpet, so I rush her into the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later naked, and says how much she loves me...then starts to get sick again. Then there is the litany of, "I am never drinking again!" I stayed up for a about an hour helping her out, and was happy when she finally crashed.
This morning I went into the living room, and there is vomittyblanket and a bunch of puke chunks and paper towelsin the sink. I almost lost it. I ended up calling in sick to work because I was really tired (plus I have to use up that week of sick pay
). I think I will spend the rest of the day playing GTA4 and running ice chips to the bedroom. As of now, she is resting comfortably...
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09-23-2008, 05:13 PM
RE: A story I shouldn't tell...
Great story, my wife has done similar things, mixing up her drinks, not a good idea.
Just keep that night in the old 'Get out of jail free card'. You sir now have the key to a wonderful night out on the ****, to play up & make merry. Unlocked with words 'Like I'm only one thats come home drunk before'.
Just keep that night in the old 'Get out of jail free card'. You sir now have the key to a wonderful night out on the ****, to play up & make merry. Unlocked with words 'Like I'm only one thats come home drunk before'.