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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 07:33 AM
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Yeah, you just pull up to a stop light and I had the two chicks come tackle me off my bike and pull down my pants. The one was knockin ***** on chin before the light changed!
 
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by CBRclassic
Yer , well the only chick that hangs out with me these days can punch pretty dam hard , so om not tellin any bloody thing here about my exploits.. LOL

sorry mate ...
But I can


here's a tip. IF you ever get a real hottie on the back of your bike, Start riding around and at a light grab your left mirror and move it a bit so you can see her face.

at the next light tell her "hey Stop that!"

at the next light she'll say something like "stop what? or I'm sorry!" But in reality she'll have no idea what you are talking about.

at the next light tell her in your best Casanova voice. "I almost ran off the road twice because your eyes are so beautiful" She'll be putty.



you = win.

and for the record thats 100% Rojer material

 
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 09:20 AM
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Bahaha!!

Or you might get punched for being cheesy. Specially if you're the type that Classic seems to date /tease
 
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 09:58 AM
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I'm using that Roj. Hope you don't mind. Smooooth.

Sometimes cheesy works elf!
 
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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Hey, making her laugh is the first step.
 
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by RojerLockless
But I can


here's a tip. IF you ever get a real hottie on the back of your bike, Start riding around and at a light grab your left mirror and move it a bit so you can see her face.

at the next light tell her "hey Stop that!"

at the next light she'll say something like "stop what? or I'm sorry!" But in reality she'll have no idea what you are talking about.

at the next light tell her in your best Casanova voice. "I almost ran off the road twice because your eyes are so beautiful" She'll be putty.



you = win.

and for the record thats 100% Rojer material

rojer that is pro! I want to use it but is a casanova voice a very manly voice? I never heard of that type of voice. Or is it very sweet voice?
 
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Old Jun 12, 2009 | 10:26 AM
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Italian accent works especially well on chicks who already ride bikes. They immediately think Rossi.
 
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Old Jun 13, 2009 | 09:54 PM
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Believe it it works with EVERY chick it doesnt matter.
 
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Old Jun 13, 2009 | 11:34 PM
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That is some cheezy sh*t right there

In my experience girls always dig guys on rockets, I currently "owe" about 10 hot girls rides on my bike. I'm pretty sure my GF wouldn't approve, but it's the thought that counts!
 
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