"Respect My authorita"

 

Butters (playing with dolls)

"Wanna slap my ******* around?"

"No ma'am. I'll get in trouble again."

(puts up dolls)

 

do you want to scissor

 

"No Kenny. We cut away from ourselves." - Good Cartman

 

I touched weiners with my cousin!!!

 

would you like some more tea polly wolly prissy paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? - cartmen

 

Would you like to touch my body? Come on and touch my body. Ehww my hot body. Dont you like my hot body? Come on and touch my *******. Slap my *******. Come on Justin touch my *******. Eeew Justin ya. Touch my body, you and me. Check it out my hot body.


"Wow kid. You're a little ******."


"Lame"